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It's a beautifully ugly day.
Oh did someone mislead you to believe that you would find success and everyone would cheer for you to do well in a big crowded stadium of support all around you? Did you think everyone would come to that dream restaurant you started and endlessly talk about how the only thing better than the food was the service? Did you think you were the best boss ever since you were eight years old? It doesn’t work like that. It doesn’t work at all for you. People don’t work for you. Not e
Daniel Kaczmarski
3 hours ago3 min read


Burnout Can Be A Good Thing But Don't Count On It
Jim Marshall | A Viking to Remember - YouTube Burnout can be detrimental to a team and to an unappreciated team player. It may seem easy to go to work to be a team player. After all, team leaders intentionally make it look like an easy example to follow so that others do follow their lead. To watch someone try to lead from a place of being disrespected is painful sometimes. The attention they receive is what gets them unappreciated and in professional sports, that ultimatel
Daniel Kaczmarski
2 days ago5 min read
You Don't Need to Play Hockey to Need a Hockey Stick
Things to Do With A Hockey Stick Without Playing Hockey 1. Glue a moose’s head to one end and set the other end on fire to start a cult. 2. Play baseball. The second baseman can trip an opponent on his way to third base during an error. 3. Use it to carry flowers to your girlfriend while she has a contagious flu. 4. Play football and deflect the football in the air if you’re struggling to cover a faster and taller wide receiver. 5. Collect all the hoc
Daniel Kaczmarski
3 days ago1 min read
Bike Drop!
A bicycle is a motorcycle for Amish men who want to ignore the women that want their attention. A bicycle is a unicycle for people who are smart but unimpressive. Roller skates are bicycles for people who are afraid of heights. Catapults are bicycles for people who think the floor is lava. Horses are bicycles with attitude for people who are to good to wear apparel made of highlight markers. Wheelchairs are bicycles for people who fell off too many bicycles. A basket is t
Daniel Kaczmarski
5 days ago2 min read
FBI Ruins Sports For Some Conscience Driven Tomfoolery We Didn't Want
In the exhausting hot summer sun, Larry Graboskison was on video running for hours. There was no water break. There was no resting to catch his breath. It was just maneuvering and dodging tackles for hours and hours throughout the roasting state of New Mexico. Oh the heat was devastating. The internet seemed to go wild watching this tremendous athlete jump through windows without checking a single scratch and leap aimlessly over cars driving at thirty-five miles per hour. Cel
Daniel Kaczmarski
6 days ago3 min read
Hey, Sunshine!
As a sports spectator, I do love the offseason when I can relax from my routine and enjoy the moments away from the games. They help us to enjoy the games when they come. The anticipation of what will happen next and what people can be brought to new opportunities is a thrill. In the same way, transitioning between jobs and the downtime from things like work and other things we love can be an exciting opportunity to learn something we could not notice in our time well wasted.
Daniel Kaczmarski
7 days ago2 min read
Baby Race Proves Some Are Born To Play Football
Football did not always exist. So how can anyone be naturally born for one game or to only live to do one thing with his existence? No. It could not be true that someone is born to do whatever adults want to watch them do. It turns out that my friend’s child proved me wrong. When he was a baby, he was taken to a baby race at a New York Knicks basketball game. His proud mother tried to bribe him with candy and promising toys if he wins. He’s not moving. He just sat there watc
Daniel Kaczmarski
Apr 91 min read
I Wrote This For The Money
Athletes are not stuck to sports. They cannot afford to be stuck to something they can lose within any second. The Christian community and the atheist community would love for people to politely stop talking, protesting, or displaying their ideas on the job when they disagree with them. But that is not at all how people are made. Athletes cannot afford to stick to sports just like workplace miscues cannot afford to stick to only the military. We have to put our work to causes
Daniel Kaczmarski
Apr 25 min read
“What Happened to Sam Darnold” Became “How Did Sam Darnold Happen?”
When a player does not fit into a sports fan’s narrative, it may frustrate and confuse the fan. When a player does not fit into a sportsman’s narrative, it may excite and delight the sportsman. Darnold was far from being a secret weapon. It’s not like the evidence was not there. But the support and observations were not there. Even with all of the digital media and all the recordkeeping, the Seahawks seemed to be living off the grid like some Amish NFL community that doesn’t
Daniel Kaczmarski
Apr 24 min read
Does Your Coach Hate You?
Cubby: I think Coach hates me. Obie: Coach doesn’t hate you. He’s just hard on you because he believes in you. Cubby: I don’t think so. When I asked him if that was the case, he just told me that he hopes my favorite pet dies next week from feasting on the diseases of my rotting corpse.
Daniel Kaczmarski
Apr 11 min read
Say It Right
Teacher: Listen carefully and then repeat after me. “Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks.” Student 1: People who don’t like Bad Bunny are racist. Teacher: No. Try it again. “Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks.” Student 1: ICE is a bunch of Nazi klansmen. Teacher: Sit down. You stand up and try. Repeat after me. “Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks.” Student 2: People should sing in English at the Halftime show. Teacher 1: Let’s try this one word at a time. “Co
Daniel Kaczmarski
Feb 101 min read
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