Roger Said That The Raiders Said They Wanted to Make a Statement

31 out of 32 NFL teams have an extension of time to make their selection in the first round of the NFL Draft when the first pick was announced by Roger Goodell.  Mr. Goodell said that the Las Vegas Raiders drafted the guy who said that she said that he said that you said that the guy who said that you said that she that he said what she said because she said that he said that the guy who said that she said that the ex-boyfriend of the girl who said that she said that she did not mean to say what you said after she said that the deaf guy pointed to the guy who said that you said that  last guy to say the first thing said after it was prophesied in the Bible by Elijah that some other  guy would say that I said that we said that we should all join hands and sing songs that say that the nuns said that you said that Roger Goodell would say  what you know we shouldn’t discuss because if we did, she might say that he said that would have said that you could have said what I said what he said when three times it was said that you didn’t say what I heard you say after he said that you said that she what I said because there was someone who said nothing about what you were supposed to not say. But we said that you said that we could have said what you said after ESPN said they would select the guy who said that I said that we should have said what CBS said to the ladies of the View when they said that Trump said what Trump never said because we all know how shy Trump is when we talk about what was in Hillary Clinton’s emails which stated clearly that it is unclear what he said when you said that he said that you said you would say what I was going to say if you said that you would have said what she said when Jamarcus Russell said he did not want to get drafted by the Raiders either.

This caused a great amount of controversy, because right away the Raiders bullrushed the stage to declare they wanted the dude who said that you said that she said that she wanted him to say what you said when he said that John Madden could have said that I said that you said we should stay out of what she said when it was said that you said that the guy who said what was done when you said that you wanted to say that she said that John Madden said that he does not care if you said what she read in the book that said that she said that the newspaper said that the guy on profootballtalk.com said that the guest in Mr. Rogers’ neighborhood said that he said that the referee said that the call was the right call when he said that it was verbal interference. Now Candace is saying that Erica said that Alexandra said that you said we should have said what you think I said. Are you listening to me?

It turned out that Roger Goodell never was on the phone with the Raiders in the first place and he went too eagerly to the stage to say what ESPN wanted him to say. Now, we are having a hard time finding anyone named ESPN. But we did find someone named Edward Sullivan Pienne. We think they might mean E. S. Pienne, who said that he wasn’t going to say anything else without talking to his lawyer after he was told that he couldn’t say what she said without possible litigation. Now we definitely want to hear what he has to say because who doesn’t love a good courtroom story?

It turns out the judge said that the jurors are not too fond of it. But that all depends on who you ask. If you ask me, I cannot say what kind of drama others are fond of hearing. All I know is that  with the first pick of the 2026 draft, the Raiders probably select another bust.