Say It Right

Teacher:  Listen carefully and then repeat after me. “Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks.”

Student 1: People who don’t like Bad Bunny are racist.

Teacher: No. Try it again. “Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks.”

Student 1: ICE is a bunch of Nazi klansmen.

Teacher:  Sit down. You stand up and try. Repeat after me. “Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks.”

Student 2: People should sing in English at the Halftime show.

Teacher 1: Let’s try this one word at a time. “Congratulations.”

Student 2: Congratulations.

Teacher 1: That’s great. Now say, “To the Seattle Seahawks”.

Student 2: To the Turning Point Halftime Show.

Teacher 1:  Not quite. No. Let’s try something we can all agree without question. Okay. Both of you repeat after me. “The referees are awful.”

Student 1: Donald Trump posted a racist video!

Student 2: He did not! That video was out of context!

(Teacher takes a phone and dials.)ICE Agent (on the other end of the call): Immigration Customs Enforcement, how may I help you?

Teacher:  There are two idiots here who can’t speak English. It would save the whole country if they were both deported NOW!