Does Your Coach Hate You?

Daniel Kaczmarski
Apr 1
1 min read

Cubby: I think Coach hates me.

Obie: Coach doesn’t hate you. He’s just hard on you because he believes in you.

Cubby: I don’t think so. When I asked him if that was the case, he just told me that he hopes my favorite pet dies next week from feasting on the diseases of my rotting corpse.

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